After Eddie (as I have come to know him) selects the perfect Christmas Tree from the guy down the street who sets up shop on the same grassy lot year after year and leaves as fast as he comes, he heads home with his tree awkwardly tied to top of his Lexus with twine someone found in the back room of the Jiffy Lube next door. When he gets it home, he interrupts his wife who is making Chex Mix to get a hand carrying the tree in. Which causes an immense amount of frustration bec